Bad Fucking Santa is a Funny Fucking Film

[t3a]

I have never seen this before and Comedy Central is playing it while I am trying to handicap tommorrows card.

The dude playing the Marcus the elf is hysterical and Billy Bob Thornton (Santa) reminds me of a bunch of fucking idiots who I knew at the racetrack who were funny fucks as well. This movie has to set a record for the word fuck and variations on it.

Oh shit the boxing scene where they punch each other in the nuts is a classic.


Marcus: In case you didn't notice I'm a motherfucking dwarf, so unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand hmm?
Gin: That figures. You want all kind of set-asides. Special treatment 'cause you're handicapped. You're all the same.
Marcus: Special treatment? I'm 3-foot-fucking-tall you asshole! It's a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh?
Gin: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch!
Marcus: Sketch it up, you fucking moron. Fucking Leonardo da Vinci.
Gin: What'd you call me thigh-high?
Marcus: I called you a fucking guinea homo from the 15th-fucking-century, you dickhead!
Gin: I could stick you up my ass, small fry.
Marcus: Yeah? You sure it ain't too sore from last night?
Gin: You got some lip on you midget.
Marcus: yeah? Well these lips were on your wife's ***** last night. Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while? Asshole!


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[greenmonster]

it is such an awesome movie. i think it is way underrated by people.

 

[GameBreaker]

hahhahahahahaha thanks for the laugh

I was surprised how fuckin funny that movie was, good shit

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Yeah, definitely a funny movie.

 

[Antonioli]

Quality film!

Love the chess scene when he goes ballistic...

Have you guys seen "Dirty Work" ?








Would you like me to fix you some sandwiches?

 

[greenmonster]

yea, that chess scene rocks.

 

[PokerKingJim]

One of my favorite comedies. Billy Bob is flawless in his role

 

[kimchee7270]

hysterical....i made the mistake of takin my ex's daughter to it

 

[GameBreaker]

This is my favorite exchange:

Willie: Jesus, kid. When I was your age, I didn't need no fucking gorilla. And I wasn't as big as one of your legs. Four kids beat me up one time and I went crying home to my daddy. You know what he did?

Kid: He made it all better?

Willie: No, he kicked my ass. You know why?

Kid: Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?

Willie: What the fuck? No!

Kid: He tried to teach you not to cry and be a man?

Willie: No. It's because he was a mean, drunk, son of a bitch. And when he wasn't busy busting my ass, he was putting cigarettes out on my neck. The world ain't fair. You've gotta take what you need when you can get it. You've gotta learn to stand up for yourself. You have to stop being a p u s s y and kick these kids in the balls or something.
[the kid stares at Santa]
Willie: Or don't. Shit. I don't care. Just leave me the hell out of it.
Kid: Okay. Thanks Santa.

 

[Addict101]

One of my favorite comedies. Billy Bob is flawless in his role

Yeah, I can't think of a guy that fits a character role better. Billy Bob was fucking great.

 

[MistaFlava]

The best is when he tells the kid he's a fat fuck and to stop eating sandwiches.



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